no air. no duh.

alright people, the No Air Official Music Vijjeo

has launched!

unfortunately, embedding is disabled, but you can watch it here.

but first, my review. so open it up in a tab and watch with me. wink.

first off, gotta say... jordan sparks in

her lapis american apparel hoody.

it's the color i'm gonna get. and now a woman is wearing it

i got mad love for the borderline fobby blues.

also, chris brown dresses like a hobo sometimes.

but he still gets the ladies. i wonder why.

must be his red american apparel hoody! DANG

flex fleece is ERRWHERE

then at 3:30, my favorite part of the entire music vijjeo.

the dramatic look to the camera courtesy of

Christopher Brown. 

reminds me of 0:49 on this baby.

oh, christopher brown. who are you trying to kid. you know 

you watched prison break musiCAL online and done copied my

drama stare. 

and finally, 3:58. intensity.

jordan sparks banging on christopher brown's chest?

and christopher brown wearing some purple Latin American indigenous blanket 'round his neck (trying too hard, christopher brown)?

doesn't jordan sparks know that christopher brown's chest is now

RIHANNA TERRITORY?

homegirl better step off before rihanna rips out that weave

or kills her or smothers her in naughty-wear (shield your eyes, RKJ).

dang. too much drama in this one music vijjeo (again, here).

but at last, No Air is getting it's time.

i might buy this on iTunes so i can watch it everywhere

on my ipod. praise that Lord for nerd status.

outties my fellow friends. i just love doing this

bottom right italics thing. it's sooo...DECK!!!<3!!!

step it up step it up

i had no idea. cornerstone academy is so talented.

b.a.b.y. daddy

so funny you must watch all

nerds 4evah

Once Upon A Forest

o.m.g.

american apparel sells sharpies!

time for a lil' spree spree, bon qui qui.

eamon 4evah

february 2006

little known fact: exactly two years ago i told

my teachers i was going to LA for a 

wedding. sike...i went to disneyland.

but i think they found out anyway and it was fun being a "rebel"

so here are the rebel diaries of disneyland.

oh the irony (is this correct usage, christopher).

this was a phase where i looked awkward

and Doug was into throwing up "the shocker"

and we looked happy

and we ate.

hold up! so embarrassing

here i am wearing the frakkin' exact

same shirt in hawaii 2007.

i need threadless.

AND

the money shot.

don't be a rebel. stay in school.

outtiez

here we go

aite... 5. No Air

30. Bleeding Love

we're getting somewhere peoples

underdogs

so i went to school today for the first time in a week.

it suckeeeeed

i miss the days of illness when i could wake up at 10

and watch TV and sneeze my pancreas out and eat nothing

but popsicles.

so here's the future me, jeannie, and christopher:

ahhh! glow in the dark in less than two months!

and the oscars

i only watched bits of it

but this was sad...when the oscar folks

started playing music at the exact moment

when homegirl stepped up to the mic for her acceptance speech.

1:26

poor girl. i feel bad for her.* 

AND

miley cyrus...finally homegirl doesn't mess up

when presenting. she was aite. 

OUTTIES

* once when i was like six, douglas and i 

were watching some show...like Clueless maybe. and 

this one girl on the show had no friends and

had to eat her sandwiches all by herself at lunch.

and i would say i felt bad for her and douglas

would always just look at me and be like

"uggh...stop being so sensitive"

and i was like "dang homey. you needs to take a dose of sympathy...you heartless eight year old."

FAVORITE SLAVE

this post will be dedicated to christopher aaron lee.

2/24/1990

we all know what your favorite gift was

the $1 balloons sucka

and the rainforest cafe

sometimes you make it too easy

yo, CRIS

i'm sorry they spelled your name like the lard product minus O

and i know this is supposed to be all bout you

but....

FroYo got loose.

and some bloggers saying hey

peace out favorite slave

quotations

thought i'd be able to duke it out at school today

but couldn't.

went for painting then came home. holla!

so here are some quotations of the day....

anyone else see these sentences on pinkisthenewblog?

so funny

(focus on "Why would....confused.")

and then i just took some nyquil.

the parental opinions on nyquil

Mom: "last time i took it i felt like i was drunk"

dad: "i like taking it."

me: "why...it tastes good?"

dad: "no. you get to feel loopy"

oh, parentals.

let's get Loopy Fiasco y'all

so sick

so i've been sick since monday night...it's not fun. my nose is crying me a river and i can't sleep at night and i toss and turn thinking about you and the times we lost just because i was so dang iLL. (except sike on that last part)

but you all should check out riley kendall jang's blog. dang that girl is technologic.

PORTAL TO RKJ

and here's me and papa jang and half of RKJ's face.

we blurry because we be burnin.

burnin calories that is.

since babies are tough work.

i'm guessing....papa jang is the one with the only begotten daughter

thinnovation

viva F.L.O.A.

our homey from american idol. fo' FREE.

so today i went to india clay oven lunch buffet with christopher 3000 and i think i had some allergic reaction to something there because my throat tingles and it's hard to breathe. but no big.

some highlights from downtown adventure.

1. got these bad boys.

2. went into the apple store to play with the macbook air. 

there was this security thing plugged into all of the macbook airs' USB port.

but i went up to one and i was just like "hold up, what is this for?"

and i pull it out as christopher tells me it's for "security."

then all of a sudden this fatty alarm sounds and everyone starts looking at us

and the security guard comes over. and i think the only thing that prevented us from looking suspicious was that we were crackin' up and i was all like "uhh...something's wrong with this computer, sir" and after the dude deactivated the siren we were all like "it's a-okay, y'all. it's a. o. k."

then we left.

disgrace

Master: so, Al...what are you going to wear to the wedding?

Allison: a dress made of duct tape.

Connie: wha! that's a disgrace!

you've been warned, Al.

witchu

o, douglas

in other news, i've been getting a lot of hits on the site.

but not because of my "witty" banter...

because of this post.

it turns out, a lot of people are into sturgeon.

and if you google image 'sturgeon'

i'm the 3rd result!

viva la nerds who search sturgeon and make/watch 'with you' vijjeos

10 most ridikulus things about...

...The Beyonce Experience

especially... 2:54

sorry leslie.

three hollas for people with too much free time.

04.19.08 B'Day

rihanna: "please don't stop the music"

kanye: "it would be in good taste to stop the music"

gon' be interesting

the femme meter

this femme meter rates femininity of a male.

0 is least femme, 10 is most

Going to the gym

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing a shirt that says "I can be your Private Dancer"

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing a shirt that says "I can be your Private Dancer" and running furiously on the elliptical

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing a shirt that says "i can be your private dancer" and running furiously on the elliptical whilst talking about the secret Jamba Juice Flavors

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing an Armani Exchange shirt on and neon running shoes

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 FOB

p.s.

eavesdropping

0 1 2 3 4 5 classy 6 7 8 9 10

when we were young

dear cyberweb:

i trust you. all 17 of you that i do know

and the millions that i don't.

and that's why we're taking it back

to the days of fattitude

courtesy of leslie's old camera phone

(she has great vijjeos of beyonce on the interweb!)

TAKE I

the days of prepubescence

mmm

TAKE II

this photo is classic and a deep part of history

the offering for destroying 2/5 of cindy's "car"

TAKE III

gabriel and our 7th grade bud jacko

oh, the spinefish hair

TAKE IV

when you were bigger than me....

TAKE V

our pal, Al

TAKE VI

christopher and leslie

well ain't that awkward, christopher

TAKE VII

those malnourished days were fun, eh?

sike, 155.

TAKE VIII

jonathan lee

i see no difference.

sike sike sike

TAKE IX

horseman and tina

what the....

oh boy, only four years ago.

can't wait to see how we look back on ourselves in 10 years.

by that time, riley kendall jang will be 10! and we'll be 28.

ooh frakkin wee.

let's get n.e.r.d.y.

o, rihanna

o, n.e.r.d.

o, lupe fiasco

o, kanye west

o, kanye west's brattitude

one day....

____

SUPER COOL NERD NEWS...GECKO TAPE

____

achichude to rival kanye west's

blackberry outage

"I don't know what happened, I don't care what happened. They need to save their excuses for someone who cares," Gold said.

mmmm...fattitude

crazy lady

0:32

cindy lauper is a crazy lady

and hannah montana just gets a Downgrade at every 

single awards show (scroll down a bit)

in due time, hannah montana.

imposhible

DANG. people have trouble pronouncing things.

first there was our Gramarous fob/homegirl

and now Rihanna, on the Grammys, sings "impoSHible"

what's going on?!

in other news...here's what i might look like in the future

+

+

are you afraid of the dark

basically, man does his job. elephant is animal. elephant sits on dude's face. face goes into butt

aren't we all mature?

cristal poppin

this does no justice to the sparkling hypnosis of my very own 

borax crystal. except the crystals stop half-way up the 

pipe cleaner because the solution wasn't deep enough or whatever.

dun lie, sir

evidences of last night.

take I

the 10 year old teaches me 

about the horizontal peace sign.

take II

the 10 year old hams it up

look familiar?

it even creeps me out.

and....

take III

my homey

one more

Episode 17

10 year old: i had a weird dream a long time ago.

17 year old: oh yea? me too.

10 year old: yea i had a dream elmo and i were smoking crack. what was yours.

17 year old: um..professor dumbledore visited me.

no lie. no lie.

you chie-ness?

had chinese new year dinner tonight with the cousins at moonstar.

here's how it went down.

calvin = the 10 year old cousin.

me= the 17 year old master.

joshua= the 6 year old.

Episode 1

10 year old: yeah my brother helped me lose my tooth

17 year old: oh forreal? how?

10 year old: he put me in a headlock and i bit him so hard my tooth fell out.

Episode 1.5

10 year old: yeah even though i'm so young, there's so much drama at elementary school

17 year old: yeah you ARE young. 

Episode 2

10 year old: you know spanish?

17 year old: yeah... a lil bit

10 year old: aite, you puta...

17 year old: hold up....

fyi.... puta is spanish for...beeeyotch

Episode 2

6 year old: ay bay bay

17 year old: you know that song?

10 year old: yeah! and he knows 'umbrella' too

17 year old: hold up. shouldn't you be like into hannah montana or whatever

6 year old: ay bay bay

10 year old: do you know soljah boy?

17 year old: uhhh..yea

6 year old: ay bay bay (and then he gets up and does soljah boy in the middle of moonstar)

reminds me of the good ol' days

Episode 3

10 year old: one time at school one of my friends told me to examine my zipper. and i looked down and i realized i had put my pants on backwards.

17 year old: how is that even possible dude

10 year old: i was in a rush

17 year old: so was your fly zipped in the back

10 year old: naww...but i did feel a breeze

Episode 4

10 year old: do you know what this means? (and he beats his chest and holds up a horizontal peace sign)

17 year old: isn't that like peace out

10 year old: uhhh...no. that's this (peace sign). this (horizontal peace sign) means 'go eat rhino poop'

17 year old: ah yes. i see.

6 year old: ay bay bay.

and thus concludes another chinese new year dinner. 

holla at yo year-of-the-ratz

you so Gramorous

0:15 | 0:56 | 1:22 | 1:36

if you catch my drift....

1:41

"i accidentally fell...Simon, i love you. like really. like when i look at you i get all nervous and sweaty"

aite peeps, have a deck/freussy-freussy day

____________________________________

sike

mo' youtube!

so i guess 'take you there' is ultra popular now

because now it's a..."sonata"

__________________

new prediction: timbaland - scream

rewind that

so blogger lost my photos and killed my

nerdy, prison break post. oh well

moving on. today was winter festival at school

so i made borax crystals and played croquet!

when my geeky crystals form i'll take geeky photos with my (get this) geeky photobooth camera.

ain't life....GR8?

and now, a lil Rewind.

saturday | february | 2 | 2008

free pretzels at Auntie Annes!

so...like all smart humans, we lined up.

and andrew got Questionable. 

the fool loves him some hannah

and this fool in the background loves him some gold DS...even in public. even in line.

ope... another fool trying to hop in

AND...ultra UN-questionable sessy socks

O.M.G.

O.U.T.

N.B.D.

T.I.S.N.F.

2007 CEBC Sunset: Prison Break- Episode 10

so apparently Prison Break Musical is now Youtopia Musical

regardless, here is the BREAKDOWN of Episode 10

i'm inspired by Lost's episode with pop-up facts/commentary.

Watch along with me, froyoyo!

Time 0:11

oh shoot, false start...when is the Fly (Reprise) supposed to begin?

we have no idea.

Time 1:49

it looks like i'm doing this weird gallop thing but there was

this loose piece of paper lying there and it was bothering me.

so i kicked it off the stage.

Time 2:23

tweener does random hand motion. this is case #1.

Time 4:47

veronica: "r-ruh-reh-reedd?"

durr (jk i know you did it on purpose)

Time 5:59

"Then the Youtopians forgot about the creator and they forgot about him"

who done forgot they lines?

Time 6:02

"heevensenthissoninsidetosaveit"

ooh wee let's get some translation

Time 6:25

zero friends.

Time 6:41

lincoln done got hit in the head with the shovel!

which, fyi, is my father's.

Time 6:43

veronica says 'sorry'.... which is heard by the microphone

Time 6:55

apple almost falls off table, veronica rescues ruh-ruh-red apple

Time 7:33

tweener randomly sniffs himself. this is case #2.

Time 7:36

random tweener face, again. this is case #3.

Time 6:17

tweener going at it with the face again! this is case #4.

tweener, you have good acting presence.

and again -

SO...this was ultra nerdy

but if you had fun, i had fun.

OUTTIEZ, SUCKAZ