Tuesday, March 24, 2009

back to basics

so i went to the barber shop today
and i was going to ask them to trim it up...
a little bit on the sides, keep the top long...especially the bangs.
and i guess everything got lost in translation cause homeboy busted out the buzzer and goes to town on my sideburns...and i said forget it... lemme get a number 1 all over

so this is me:
i dunno...i got kinda attached to my old hair...even though i've had the above for maybe 15 years...i miss having long hair that could assume different shapes...it was good fun

goodbye to this:
it's come a long way from being this:
so sad...

Sunday, March 22, 2009

dehhscktawp skreanshawtz | desktop screenshots

my laptop's desktop is pretty cluttered...mainly with screenshots from  my various computadora adventures! so lemme catalog them up in here so i can get rid of them!

article 1:
eric and katie photoshopped a side-by-side comparison of christopher brown and me...apparently we look alike...which would be aite if he ain't no lady killer
article 2:
i'm not really sure what this is...but it's june and christina
article 3:
unwanted semi-nekkidness
article 4:
i think i posted this before...it's really funny
lesson learned: don't urinate on people's porches!

article 5:
faybook applications are murderous

article6:
i vijjeo chat with christopher and company as they are in nueva york...and i stare at this for a good 45 seconds. then i give up
i'm glad they're having fun.

article 7:
i watched The Story of Stuff...this stood out to me
seeking "Spiritual satisfaction" from stuff...i feel like i have a lot to say about that...or could...not right now though...but yees

that is all!
anticlimatic and wonderful web log!
actually sike! present time!


and...this ridiculousness:

so cool!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

super sick wid such

normally i don't really watch vids of lyrical dancings
but this one is crazy-sauce status.
0:10 | 0:32 | 0:43

and that dude's pretty good...much better than lady gaga in the background

in uzzer news, i'm on spring break!
i'm going to vegas from wed-fri...
and to prepare myself, i've been looking at the wynn buffet (x) on yelp...
i'm so eggzited for individual size dessert cups!
imma gain some weight!

and i got new glasses!
they're more hipster than anticipated...but it's all good
now i can go to psych in the morning without putting on contacts! hopefully this will lead to an increase in grade point average!

outtiez!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

purp it out

for my Movement dance, our costume is basically anything black, white, gray, or purple...i think.
but this kid doesn't own any purple, so i go on and peruse the AA website.

and i know the PERFECT FIT.

first, some of these stretchy pants
please forgive the excess skin...

then for some grey and black, maybe i'll throw on one of these face mask things...

and finally, imma don one of these bad boys

so subtle, so simple

4/9 | 4/10
pencil me and my Mauve Dots/Black Shiny Bat Wing Hoody
into your calendarios!

outtiez

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

when i grow up...

maybe if i pray hard enough*, God will bless me with Michael Vick's mansion
then i can adopt hundreds of dogs and let them be in my safe haven...

*severe sarcasm up in there.


in other news, y'all see this beauty?
it's my new desktop wallpaper.
(i may or may not be joking)

outtiez

uncomfortable situations, vol. II

as punishment for trusting me, you appeareth hurr.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

uncomfortable situations, vol. I

i occasionally find myself in awkward situazns...por ejemplo:
then may i suggest these bad boys

blast!

every february, i make it a priority to go to baskin robbins and get a few pints of the Flavor of the Month, which is always Love Potion 31.
it's crazy delizzious!
anyway, being stuck up in here at college has prevented me from attaining such beautiful dairy creations...and since it's already friggin 03/03/09 (sq. root day! celebraciones!), the time has passed.
oh well, next year.


and...i think i've lost my blogging wit! sometimes when i'm bored i re-read my old posts as if this were an intensely personal journal...and dang i used to crack myself up! i don't know if this counts as bragging since i'm admitting that i can no longer write good stuff now...yeah either way, my b. i will try harder! gotta get back the heart of mastersamuel.blogspot DOT CALMMMMM!

outties.