underdogs

so i went to school today for the first time in a week.

it suckeeeeed

i miss the days of illness when i could wake up at 10

and watch TV and sneeze my pancreas out and eat nothing

but popsicles.

so here's the future me, jeannie, and christopher:

ahhh! glow in the dark in less than two months!

and the oscars

i only watched bits of it

but this was sad...when the oscar folks

started playing music at the exact moment

when homegirl stepped up to the mic for her acceptance speech.

1:26

poor girl. i feel bad for her.* 

AND

miley cyrus...finally homegirl doesn't mess up

when presenting. she was aite. 

OUTTIES

* once when i was like six, douglas and i 

were watching some show...like Clueless maybe. and 

this one girl on the show had no friends and

had to eat her sandwiches all by herself at lunch.

and i would say i felt bad for her and douglas

would always just look at me and be like

"uggh...stop being so sensitive"

and i was like "dang homey. you needs to take a dose of sympathy...you heartless eight year old."