the femme meter

this femme meter rates femininity of a male.

0 is least femme, 10 is most

Going to the gym

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing a shirt that says "I can be your Private Dancer"

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing a shirt that says "I can be your Private Dancer" and running furiously on the elliptical

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing a shirt that says "i can be your private dancer" and running furiously on the elliptical whilst talking about the secret Jamba Juice Flavors

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Going to the gym wearing an Armani Exchange shirt on and neon running shoes

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 FOB

p.s.

eavesdropping

0 1 2 3 4 5 classy 6 7 8 9 10