Pop Quiz....F.F.I.

I have found my new catch phrase. let's play a game to decipher it. 

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Derived straight outta James Joyce's The Dubliners

Fatty'd Funk It, Y'all

out.

does that make me kool/kewt/krazy?

oh snap! beyonce sure can work her weave.

i'm impressed

watch out for similar move(z) in dance ministry and/or 

youth musical 2008: Prison Break-It-DOWN 

black fur-gie

i have just awoken from my post-black friday slumber...ooh wee!

woke up at 3:08 in the am and headed over to JC Penney's

then Sears, Old Navy, Target, and Serramonte.

killer, man!

actually the fam is over for friday thxgiving dinner...think of it as Thanksgiving the Sequel.

so here's a brief overview of the goodies

CAJJJJJJJJJJJJJMERE y'all

had to run for this one....except i didn't

this hot item. interesting story about this one. to follow

yeah. lazy. out.

thank you, pilgrimZ

dee turkey so dry....

...i need to put lotion on the turkey...

...and then lotion on my face as i eat the turkey.

awwww yeee take II

whatsup, readers (all 8 of you)

so today i went to regent thai with my momma

and picked up our cabinet knob (classy). yes, only one.

but the big news is that my father could not wait until

black friday, so he up and bought a new tay-vay! oh shoot

he was stalkin' it at costco and he talked to the manager (forreal,

who does that) and bought it today and on friday he goes in to 

get the black friday price. someone say 'hookup'

so here's a picture of it hangin' out of my uncle's pick-up truck

the thing is SO huge

and that mammoth is of accurate size.

so my brother, dad, and i had to lug it up the stairs

into the house...ooh wee, friends. that thing is heavy.

but i'm excited to hook it up, i'll take more pictures.

MOVIN' ON

uploaded my camera for the first time since ever

and found some...questionable thangs

so it's time for the QUEST(ionable)

Number One: Our resident cute kid, A.F. throwin' up the thumbs up

at lawrence hall of science....in front of a cockroach exhibit

Sorry y'all, photo removed. 

QUESTIONABLE

Number Two: the fool known as christopher trying to be

funny by messin with my camera before thxgiving dinner. 

nice, wife beater.

QUESTIONABLE

Number Three: the so-called horse"man" doing the same

thing....

you look like Ratatouille, buddy.

QUESTIONABLE

alright enough hateration for today.

woot tomorrow's thanksgiving! gonna hook it up with some

parade action tomorrow. then heading over to aunties for some

meat.

out.

aww yea

check this place OUT

longer post later

hateration/holleration

oh shoot! sandisk cruzer flash drive fo' 14.99! that's less than a complete meal at red robbins.

BUT...on thanksgiving dinner night.

what to choose? the fam or the memory stick

NO CONTEST. guess i'll just wait for next sale

reminds me of sunday school...talked about meaninglessness

look up philippians 3:7-11, yo.

IN OTHER NEWS

 this song is off the chain(s are gone)

'happy ending' by mika

it's kinda krayzie. in that creepy falsetto way 

MOVING ON

last night was the American Music AwardZ and i have comprised a list of Upgrades and Downgrades

let us ingest some haterade and begin with the

DOWNGRADEz:

...the actor who plays Doctor Alexander Karev on the dramedy "Grey's Anatomy" gives a shoutout to Fergie whilst presenting an award by saying, out of nowhere "Good job fergie, loved that performance....." The problem with this is that Karev presents about 78 minutes after fergie's performance ends....someone wants to be the new Josh D in Fergie's life.....DOWNGRADE

...t-pain's ridiculous ponytail. 'nuff said. DOWNGRADE

that belongs with this:

...hannah montana giving another shoutout to fergie when she presents viewer's choice award or whatever. but this one is especially bad because hannah montana goes "FERGIE!" as if fergie is her homegirl and hannah montana points at her too. you know what, let me hook it up with some vijjjeo. [be on the lookout at approximately 51 seconds/or i guess it's -1:10 seconds]

and for those that missed it:

i'm just saying..she's ridikulus. DOWNGRADE

ALRIGHT the hateration is over and now it's time for the

UPGRADEz:

...homegirl Martha representing Jesus when high school musical won

UPGRADE

aite, actually that's the only upgrade

ooh wee this took a long time. and it's really wannabe perez hilton, so no more hatin'. only lovin'.

owt. 

peace out, artax. stay strong

today at lunch we were talking about what makes us cry
this is the closest i've ever come to crying:


except in my mind it was more dramatic
and the kid was less essential than artax
and the music wasn't killing the entire thing

this solemn mood requires...
haiku time!

artax, my horse bud
i don't think you were stupid
just a lil' abused

out.

toop toop

i've been a lil inconsistent with you all...and i have no pictures of my life to share....

but yesterday was pretty fun. after Kev/Viv's wedding, went to osh/ikea/redrobbins

and it was the first time i've laughed really hard in a long time.

like:

-putting the nametags on...oh i shouldn't tell you that...

-"KARAOKE REVOLUTION" in order to cover up the...oh wait. DL

-airing out winch's car because someone...oh my bad.

so basically, wish you were there!

and today at choir someone told us that the piano was missing the plug chord, so horseman and i had to go retrieve it from 1925. but there's a twist to this ninja challenge- adult service was still going on.

so we wait for them to pray, and i run real fast to the band-room. and i'm waiting there figuring out which chord to take and in strolls Horseman like a minute later...because that fool took his sweet time and i looked like a freak running down the church aisle.

so we think we can make it back out of 1925 in this same prayer so we're tip-toeing down the stairs and then halfway down the Rev is wrapping up so we're like "shoot, abort abort!" and we turn around and run back up.

so we wait for benediction and that last prayer and we run again.

fun timeZ

SO remember a couple of days ago i told you that Grattan hooked it up with an itunes card?

well i go to enter in the code on itunes and i get this:

and unless you have fatty, giant squid-sized eyes, you probably need a..

TRANSLATION! (with appropriate text styling)

The Gift Certificate or Prepaid Card code you entered has not been activated. Please return to the original point of purchase for assistance. 

hmm...mystery. so either, my teacher either got a faulty card, OR homegirl done stole it. 

which is basically like...bad. 

grattan school, you disappoint me.

SIKE. you're filled with warm presence and if any of you 7-year olds are reading this right now on the interweb, i say 'shalom'

out.

agnus dei

today was my last day volunteering at Grattan school...

they gave me an itunes gift card! and some trader joes

butter cookies...but those are in my locker. 

anyway, one of the little tiny kids, his name is Govanni, was singing

'kiss kiss.' 

so let me set the scene: lil' Govanni (pronounce JOE-vahn-knee)

is wearing this shirt with an airbrushed picture of spongebob wearing gangster-wear on it

and he goes 'lovey dovey lovey dovey kiss kiss, etcetera"

and i'm like 'you know that song, govanni?"

and the 7-year old goes "YOU know that song?"

and i say......

that was me pulling a trent.

hmm

well i went into this post thinking it'd be really great and

satisfying and reel in some more readers

but alas, it isn't.

and i'm too lazy to make it better

so i'll end with this:

out.

pea-king

did you know that old navy is having 

a sale on men's/women's outerwear?

like this ultra trendy/warm/practical

men's peacoat for the low price of $40

well, i'd give $40 to the first person w-

ho can find this darn pea coat on the o-

ld navy website. it is nowhere to be se-

en! and in this ultra luxe color of espr-

esso!

and you know what they say about es-

presso in spanish-speaking countries.....

'eso es'

which is like 'that's...tha bomb'..kinda

oh pea coat in brown

janky website makes me frown

old navy...not down

out.

Stinkin Lincoln: take a shower/go home/invest in Axe

did you blog nerds know that prison break pictures have surfaced yet again?

i do believe they belong to kristin and they are...Tha Bomb

like that crafty blog title up above.

cool angles, rad blurriness, dynamic colors... kill me.now.

take I: The Others

take II:

that Youtopian Flag and the illegal use of green and yellow

take III:

the pepper spray turned achichude-pose

take IV:

the behind the scenes of scene 3

take V:

the break-it-down

take VI:

'birds on the horizon' a memoir penned by sara

here's the cover art:

take VII:

getting scandalous on the church stage

take VIII:

veronica's creeper

take IX:

that's my g-mama y'all!

clutching onto that fanny pack

take X:

the cast

and now, how appropriate for a haiku

sometimes the rain falls

yet my head stays dry and pure

i wear cap of truth

out. suckaz.

too little time

ahh! so busy

no time to put up pictures!

but here we go

horseman: i'm watching 'ask a ninja' videos

horseman: for my training

me: haha

me: freak

horseman: you won't be saying that when i kill you

so watch out for this one

if you see me in the streets....

say hey!
to this ninja presence

and a little approval

sturge-a-licious

alright, here are them results from yesteryear

i am...the kid with the arrow... 

siked all y'all suckaz out, eh?

so in other news i've been working on my fitness by running...and it all started when i was playing guitar hero and someone decided to be a Creeper and take photos. it was then that i realized....

so i've been runnin along sunset blvd...if you see me say 'hey' and pick me up so we can go to pollyanns or eggettes together

today i had a geology field trip to the bay model in sausalito! super cool. our tour guide was crazy in the head and was killing me with her jokes.

first she said "do you guys know what mountain this is? it starts with an "N""

and we're like "hmmmm"

and she says "Mt. Shasta!"

then another time she says "sometimes in earthquakes the ground lurches anywhere between 6 to 25 feet! it's like earth surfing! WOO HOO! Hang 10, man!"

and then finally she said, out of nowhere, "I just love sturgeons"

and i must confess, i love them too

this fish monger, whom i have named "mad dog shirley", has mad love for that fish. 

NEWS FLASH

did april fools come early this year? because i sure did trick all of you blog nerds

i'm the bald one on the right who is circled

so check out the video one more 'gain y'all!

out.

this is the part where we....

BREAK IT DOWN

here's this little girl dancing



and here's this master samuel dancing

a little game:
can you guess which one is me? i'll post next time

gotta stay fly

the night begins....

the menu

this was some tomato soup in this puff pastry...oh man it was quite good

it was like SF Soup Company...but with a Check Plus

the g-mama decided to rock it out with her ukelele

guitar hero skillz

bass player skillz (duh doom doom doom)

some steak with french fries and some sauce

ooh wee...gon' hafta start some liquid diet after tonight

and there goes my heart...cardiac arrest 

then we got....creative

poetry in...Motion

Questionable

so the menu said this was called "apple clafoutis"

and so we order and are just like "we'll have the clafoutis" and the waiter goes, in this french accent "oooh...zee cleh-FOW-tee?"

and i'm like "no...the clafoutis. get it right"

but it was delicious

ANd the QUestionability COntinues

scene I: spring awakening

and the shower of allergens

scene II: the poseur 

and the Mistletoe imposter 

scene III: the myspace bopper 

get out.

scene IV: the g-mama and her posse 

it was great.

then after kyle slept over and we stayed up till, like, 6 am talking about life and air quality and the impending extinction of the polar bears.

sike. 

so freaking tired. and then church which was tight...JoJo was acting his age, which was cool. called jacko gay, gave me some sass ("Stop talking! No one wants to hear you"), laughed a lot... man imma snatch that DS of his, sell it on ebay, and buy him some mannerZZZ.

but if you're reading this, joseph, i just want to say that you're my hero.

and then fell asleep for 2 hours and the way i was sleeping, i was lying on my face and my arms were kinda cramped underneath my body and when i woke up i felt paralyzed and then i kinda uttered aloud "uhh i'm stucck" and it took me like 5 minutes to regain strength and prop myself up

SO this was quite a long post, hogged some binary and some megabytes on the blogger server

but it's amazing race time! 

payce out SUKAZZZZZ

oh shoot! no haiku for today because every haiku i write lowers my social status and increases my social suicide!

out.