bi-rite, bicentennial, bi-ing a bike

so my moms says: "mastersamuel i'm going to buy you a new bike"

and i'm like "hold up! lemme find one"

and here's this puma bike that looks good...

AND it glows in the dark...

AND it folds up in half...

AND it costs only... £800

what a deal...

eh, babbasu?

eh, alsworth?

eh, caroline the savage?

outties.