bi-rite, bicentennial, bi-ing a bike

so my moms says: "mastersamuel i'm going to buy you a new bike"

and i'm like "hold up! lemme find one"

and here's this puma bike that looks good...

AND it glows in the dark...

AND it folds up in half...

AND it costs only... £800

what a deal...

eh, babbasu?

eh, alsworth?

eh, caroline the savage?

outties.

this my song

here is a lovely mash-up

and i am diggin nerualzaroski's comment.

i, too, listen to it every tuesday.

ooh-long wii qend

waddup we're back... sorry. another wilderness trip.

so, among other things, my archuleta prediction was... incorrect.

disappointing.

so now for this.... 

"oooh... long weekend!"

Friday, May 23, 2008

Got back from wilderness at like 5:30...so i missed dance ministry (my bad, cindy...). but i did go to my school's one acts that night. except not before i went home to shower... dude my hygiene was not having the best week ever.... i shampooed and the shampoo foam turned grey... and i said "sessy can i!" anyways... the one acts were quite good. mad love for 'the candy store on geigh street' musical... mad love. afterwards i came home and zonked OWT.

Satchurday, May 24, 2008

Woke up at like 9 because Juliet invited me to SH graduation... so i met up at her house and went to the grad. it wasn't too long... i think someone said it was "67" minutes... so they were obviously bored enough to time it.

afterwards we had no fellowship so i slept and then went to drama practice. i thought i'd just get to sleep again after drama but the following happens...

gnar knee yuh

by mastersamuel.

one day i came home from drama practice and someone named douglas asked me if i wanted to go see the chronicles of narnia: prince caspian with him. i say yes. the moms makes me fandango them tickets like a nerd...but at least we're prepared*. so we get to the movie theater and as we're driving through the parking lot, douglas is blasting his favorite jam but some of us prefer to say nay to social suicide so i had to turn that dial to 94.9 one time. 

then we're going to the theater when we spy HSM3 cutout. 10/24, y'all... 10/24.

that's about it.

oh yea the movie was alright...

*dear chris & robyn, remember that time we were like 3/4 the way to century 20 when someone decides to tell us he (or an unlikely 'she') left his fandango ticket on my printer and we have to drive all the way back....that is global warming, my friends!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Went to church, which was poppin' and energetic. softball gave a puppet show drama presentation, i ate like 5 bows in sunday school, and had choir practice.

afterwards ada, tani, and i went downtown.... i got this cool cheap monday "light" jacket and a gold/blue tie (for graduation and the weddings)...

here's a pic of my jacket form the urban outfitters website... mine's like this except silver and less shiny...


i was on the lookout for a vest @ H&M but it was failure...so ada and tani took me to forever 21... which was quite an experience. it's sorority-overload in there. except there was one wankster walking around poppin' and lockin' to the kidz bop soundtrack... but no vests there either. so we went home.

slept.

then went to alton's house for bbq with mama and papa jang, ada, vince, jeannie (shout-out), and RKJ. i held RKJ for the first time and i'm pretty sure she likes me more than clifton... she did not even squeal or squirm when i held her by the armpits... oh, riley. thou art a winner. then i had my first oyster... it was good. but my lips were burning because i ate it when it was too hot for me... but it's all good.

Monday, May 26, 2008 

i went to go see indiana jones with my dad, brother, and uncle... it was alright. kinda long. and kinda bad. but still alright. kinda.

then i vegged!

HOLLLLLLLListER

Hymn #201

i spent the majority of my weekend working on my graduation speech.

boo, my friends.

except we did go to cindy/norm's casa and played g.t.a.

which, in case you didn't know, stands for

games, toys, & animals!

supah fun. 

...

i'm going on another trip from today till friday...

so my predictions:

david archuleta.

bring it home, homeslice who keepeth his eyes closed!

outtiez.

200 | The Eleventh Commandment

"The web log of MasterSamuel shall not be used as the battleground for blogwars"

199 | look familiar...?

oh dang! looks like my favorite quote of all time is... plagiarism! 

dun worry, Jeniyah... i forgive you and LDC.

the flashback

...

and how do these 9-yr old beezies get in Entertainment Weekly?

could've been me....should've been me...

it's gonna be me.

...

and sorry to lay it on thick with the fattitude, but check out our homey

nick's response to my Uness post...

i guess i just didn't know...

but since nicolas has his own Uness blog, i should bookmark that.

let's halt the hateration, nicolas.

i'll just go to you first for uness news....

sike, i know uness personally.

outtiez.

198 | one more thing

dang like 8th post in one day.... BUT

dang...who dat ninja?

i tell you who dat ninja be

.

dat ninja be rihanna

and mastersamuel back in action.

all i gotta say is,

welcome to the renaissance, baby!

[fyi, this vanity photobooth shot was taken when i had the tux for my senior portrait, not prom...i do not indulge in such efforts for social events]

u n e s s

UNESS*

he's a bandwagon you gots to get on.

I think i first heard Uness  last year with "talk" and hot dang it's chill....

so let me share Uness witchu:

In order of my favor

Uness - Taste Your Heartbeat

Uness - Can't Take The Music

Uness - What You Want From Me

and

Uness - Taste Your Heartbeat (THE SOULBLAZER REMIX!)

Sorry, I can't find "talk" to DL but here's a youtube vijjeo

UNESS, get popular so my prophecies will come true!

OKAY so going on another trip this week...Tues-Fri

i'll be down in santa barbaRay Ray

until then, adieu and outtiez.

*I think it's pronounced "Eunice".... or like "YOU, NESS" (like.... 'sessy' is to 'sexy' as 'you, ness' is to 'you, next')

Weekend Update: Sunday

Sunday, May 11, 2008

So my mother's day prob wasn't quite as poppin' as brother christopher's

but it was still alright.

cess, katie, and i woke up at like 9:30 and i took the bus home from galen's. it was kinda funny because i was walking with just my sweatpants and t-shirt on and my tuxedo in this brown paper bag... walk of shame, my friends.

once i got home douglas and i took the gmama out to lunch at Kirin.

then i took a nap.

then i went to gmama's house for dinner.

then i came home.

then i walked Annie.

then i slept.

then i got lazy and wrote this weak 3rd-ammendment to the Weekend Update Super Post!

outtiez.

Weekend Update: Saturday

Satchurday, May 10, 2008

It is, among other things, Tani's actual birthday and the last day of Saturday KC. Oh yeah, and prom! holla.

So the stress begins when I go to pick up my tuxedo again. I tell the guy i want to try on my jacket but i'm too lazy to try it on with a shirt..... big mistake. i try it on over my sweatshirt and i guess it looks fine. So i bring it home.

Then, i call Tyler to see if he can cut my hair and i'm seriously getting my hair cut at 5:30 pm. i need to be at Cecily's house for cable car at 5:45 pm.... not good.

so i drive home with a towel around my shoulders, take the quickest shower of my life (i think like only half of my body got wet....be jealous), and then ran around getting changed.

So it turns out our friends @ TUX gave me a dress shirt that had a rip in the seams on my shoulder..... not okay. and then when i put on my jacket, the hem is STILL too short! like see-3-inches-of-my-cuff too short.... so i'm frustrated like whoa and i'm yelling at douglas. he tells me "i have orders to take a photo of you" (the parentals are at vegas because our family-friend auntie is getting married) and i'm so frazzled....it was like a sitcom. 

but i pulled it together for this candid....

and that's about it.

(oh yeah, i didn't wear chucks to prom, i just couldn't figure out how to wear my patent-leather shoes so i changed into those in the car).

the fine, polished tailor work of TUX.  I TOLD YOU SO TUX

So here we is on the cable car.

oh yeah! haha jody got me a boutonniere but i totally thought she wouldn't so i didn't even get her a corsage....Strike One.

In line to board the yacht....

California Studies... perhaps?

just for you, Cess....

and a mini-SFDS reunion

So Prom was pretty fun.... since we were on the bay we could see the fireworks.

then it got kinda foggy on the outside...and pretty crackin' on the inside!

holla holla holla.

except the DJ would just like not transition songs...he would stop them mid-sentence and start a new one... get some class and get more refined-deder, DJ.

After prom, took the bus to Galen's house with some people and made a fire and slept.

Weekend Update: Friday

IT'S / I'M / WE'RE BACK, BEEZIES!

WOW.

major neglect up in hurr during the past two weeks...and i apologize.

so let us begin this intensity times ten weekend update.

Friday, May 9, 2008

It is the birthday of St. Horseman de Paul. I also got back from another Cal Studies trip to the delta and whatever. i just have no energy to recount any of that bidness.

So the first order of operation was to pick up the tuxedo from TUX @ stonestown. I went there and first of all, i stanked. like seriously i sniffed the inside of my hat and it smelled like rancid yogurt made from the squeezed juices of one's shweaty feet. But i'm glad i smelled...because the TUX staff dun gave me hezza sass...seriously. FIRST, when i ordered the tux, i asked if they could just reuse the measurements they took for when i ordered a tux for my senior portraits. when they said they could, i told them that last time, the jacket sleeve was too short and i asked if they wanted to re-measure my arm to get the jacket sleeve the right length the first time. they said no. so when i picked up my tux on this friday, the jacket was WAY TOO SHORT! and they had to re-hem it and i couldn't pick it up until satchurday (more on that later)....

so i went home, showered, and got ready for Tani's birthday dinner @ Joy Sushi.

got some play time with ada's new dslr.

now my hott face can be shown in all of its HD-splendor.

that dslr is LIGHTNING fast...caught the magic velvet pouch in mid-air.

and a little laugh-sesh in Yogurtouille.

(fyi, Yogurtouille > Tuttimelon, but Yogurtouille is < or =" to">

don't mess with this baby boy, she 20 and fierce.

my status

dun worry, contrary to popular belief,  i am actually still alive.

but kinda tired and bizzay.

weekend update comin atcha in thy nearest future.

forevahevah

christopher brown...forever on that dance floor.

OH, dem moves @ 1:03... that's killer right there.

we should do it like Lowell and have everyone learn that dance and do it at prom...

like these Lowell-fools in the courtyard:

... 

In preparation I have found this vijjeo of so-called "chris brown forever choreography"

instead, it is of a fool in a vest clapping.

....

moving on... 

jmac's new music vijjeo?

racy, man. racy.

omfg-status racy.

jesse mccartney, why can't you go back to 

dream street when you was all innocent and prepubescent and things?

i remember douglas and i used to make fun of the following song (look for jmac @ 1:19 and the jennifer hudson-status diva squeal @ 1:24):

...

yea all of a sudden blogging feels really weird to me.

like i don't know how to write...or write wittily...

and i have nothing to write about. problems, problems.

whoa.

whoa baby....

Jesse McCartney - My Baby

JMAC is BACK...to the future

...

So today i decided to resort to Fancy Jeans Plan B... thrift stores.

such drastic changes, eh.

so i found a pair of Citizens of Humanity @ Haight's Wasteland and went to try it on. and even though it was my size, i swear those jeans belong to women.

the fly was really way to short and when i put them on.... not good. was about to rip them.

but for fifty dollars, not bad.

...

i have really no material at all anymore...

give me a few days for inspiration

apple bottom jeans

the other day i went to nordstrom and finally did what i've been wanting do for a loooong time... i tried on fancy jeans.

it was weird.

i think Citizens of Humanity is a classy, not as femme designer jean label... and so i tried on some of their pantelones.

this fool's badunk:

and they made me feel good...? it was weird.

it's all status....

and for $189? i dunno.....maybe when i'm older.

right now, my 6-week chicken-cuddling lifestyle  would not have it.

okay peeps...focus on the kingdom of heaven.

for where your treasure's gonna be @, thar your heart will be also.

and i'd rather have my heart swathed in golden light

instead of 189 dollah denim.

...

outtiez to the fools that read this

grade C- post.

...

SIKE!

anyone else familiar with Aviation - You Were My Everything ?

was the jam back in summer '05.... but it just came up on my randoms...

pardon this cheesy footage...for serious.

i only looked at the first 13 seconds, so my bad if it goes into all soap-opera mode

it's may

sessy MAY i!

just pardon my manners....my bad that i've been M.I.A. for forever & a day

so the overnight was great....a lot of fun.

i don't really have the energy to retype all of it out

but maybe i'll upload pics sometime.

other than that....what do i really hafta say....

viva la nerd