my people,
you know i've always been up front with you about my nose bleeds. exhibit a.
that is why after what i just experienced, i felt an urgency to share with you my story.
so check it, i'm taking a shower...the radio's on, my lather is all up in my unfortunate haircut...basically, life is good. then i feel saltiness in my mouth so i open it and all of a sudden this huge dollop of bloody saliva comes spewing
out and trickles down my six-pack in a mottled river of alluvial crimson. yikes, right!
so at first i seriously thought i was dying cause i thought the blood was coming from inside my mouth...as if i developed some phantom hemorrhage behind my buck teeth. but really it was coming from my nose...crazy!
i had to lean forward and pinch my nose for it to stop...wasted about 3 extra minutes of shower water! my b, earth!
point of the story: enjoy life. don't freak out when fatty ploppets (is that a word) of blood exit your body at random moments.
oh yee, happy birthday riley! i think you're going to grow up to be a very intelligent youngun
proof that i know you...that's my right hand pointing at your plastic keys.
i'm sorry your shoutout comes after a story of blood and showers.
2 comments:
those ploppets would have definitely killed your woody pillow from senior trip
Sammy that was the most disgusting hilarious thing I have ever read.
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