there it is again!
blast!
alas, farewell march.
2 years ago
Monday, March 31, 2008
apple bottom jeans | saggy midnight sweats
SO... April 4th is just around the corner...and these
hexa deck "pants" hath caught my eye.
what a sessy and trendy fit!
how flattering! (i just don't understand)
i love me some ghetto ninja pants
AND these have ample crotch space just in case you're wearing Depends or metal chastity drawers (Robin hood men in tights, anyone?)!
vicious delicious
EDIT
Matt Pokora.
He french. He look like K-Fed. He ridikulus.
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beyonce's new groove?
yael on crack?
The new face of prophecy
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Weekend Update
The following is a long, boring post. So the important/good parts are
highlighted in Purple Mountain Majesty.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Went to dance ministry and all of a sudden we jump from 3 people to 7. PTL! so that was a fun hour. Then i went to Osha Thai and Yogurt Bar (with the tasty pineapple froyoyo) with Ada. And during dinner i get like 8 phone calls... POPULAR! Sike. it was because i left my headlights on at church...ridikulus. Then had College/Upperclassmen HS Combo and it was really fun. I was so tired though...don't know if i'm gonna be able to make it in college. During the maze crawl i fell off the chairs like 3 times and i have a lot of mysterious bruises on my body now...like on my forearm (surriously). But good Reuben sandwiches. And watch out, Cindy. I'm gonna shove Pocketful of Rice/Sunshine into your purse at the wedding.
Satchurday, March 29, 2008
LONGEST DAY EVAH. I actually got to Sat KC earlier than last time...at like 8:20 instead of 8:30! Still not that good. For fellowship we went to Red Robbins and I tried to exercise my spiritual gift of prophecy and i predicted that there would be 3 birthdays during the duration of our lunch (see i know my spiritual gift is prophecy because i can tell the future...even though i haven't taken the aptitude "test" yet). Alas, there was only 1 birthday...jackie mah! Then i was choking on the crumbs of my Clucks n' Fries and i'm grabbing my throat and i'm like "Nurse Jackie, help it out" but she doesn't hear me and i'm coughing and Cindy/Jeffrey do nothing except stare. Thanks leaders. After, went to Jeff's house with the Tower-of-Terror status elevator and we try to scare Judy but Katrina fails and i leave early to go to School's Auction. I volunteered at my school's Auction for Financial Aid and it was at Bimbo's 365 Club in North Beach so i had to drive all the way from South City to North Beach. Oh the fuel emissions. Then got valeted and volunteered for like 2 hours. Then drove Eli and Judy to Lucy's 18th birthday partay at Tres Agaves. I was going through a weird cycle of stomachache and hunger...I think because i was really hungry once i got there. Ate some empanadas. Then danced. Then jiggled the ache into my stomach and sat down. Then ate some more. Repeat process. But it was like Bar Mitzvah-status party and pretty fun. Then my contacts dried out and that was not fun so I slept.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Had to run an errand for school so I call Cindy to tell her I won't be at Worship. And she's not even at church either... But i went to Kinko's and tried to order some things. I had to blow up an image and I asked the employee, Randy, if it would distort the proportions of the digital file. The following is a conversation between me (masterSamuel) and employee (Randy).
MasterSamuel: So, will my file be distorted?
Randy: I'm not sure. I don't really know much about computers... I mean, I know some things about computers... Like, I know how to check my myspace.*
MasterSamuel: Myspace is Dead, Randy. Either get a life, out of my face, or a facebook.**
*direct quote
**not necessarily direct quote
So... I just said "heh" and a little part of me died knowing that my file was in the so-wonderfully capable hands of Lakeshore's FedEx/Kinko's staff.... SO 45 minutes later I'm about to leave Kinko's and I realize homeboy Randy still has my flashdrive with the file. So i get it back and ask to double check if the file is on their computer. ANd it isn't even! So if i hadn't stopped him he would not even have my file! OUTRAGEOUS! I'm seriously about to copy and paste this post and put it in a yelp review. because it was so BAD. Like a 0/10.
Then after I went to choir (which ended like 3 minutes after i got there) and had KCDC training. Congrats to all the trainees that made it!
And now i fall asleep.
TO the faithful few that made it this far, you deserve a little something delicious. Like a derby cake.
OUTTIEZ.
P.S. Did you find the hidden message?
Because that's like super-nerd-status ON TOP OF reading this whole post.
but you know what? it's too late to apologize
and i really need some sleep
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Sessy Librarian
i've tried so hard to recreate this scene
and i've failed miserably.
BUT NOW, through the magical voodoo
of www.hulu.com,
i present to you a 15 second clip of
30 Rock.
outtiez.
So Yesterday
I forget he sings and is not just a
"pretty" face.
How pretty?
This pretty:
i want that bow tie.
and hair.
and bod.
SIKE. get out, JC.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
clarity/peace/serenity.
avacado...simply delicioso.
and some fake DSLR skillz.
check out mufasa (read: erik) pretending
he isn't on candid camera.
5 dollah to whoever knows where the title comes from.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
transformers
ooh wee!
so i decided to stumble upon pictures of the
past... what gems.
Subject One: MasterSamuel
December 2006
March 2008
and wearing the same thing too.....violation.
Subject Two: Chris
December 2006
February 2008
hmm...questionable all around.
Subject Three: When 3 Became 4
August 2005
May 2006
August 2006
July 2007
whoa... all crazy-like.
again, i need a new life.
Monday, March 24, 2008
hu-ville
is about to take the world by storm.
all sorts of high quality vijjeos
my favorite clip of the day
the magicians at hulu.com even let me
select which part of the clip i wanted to highlight!
this is, as the nerds would say, GR8!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
We are a Family
Weekend Update
it is time.
Friday, March 21, 2008
I think after school i was pretty tired, so i might have taken a bit of a nap. that night was also good friday service so went to that, got some food, and then had bible contest study party at my house. ended at like 12:30 so drove people home and when i came home i was quite tired but still stayed up a bit to memorize some more. ooh wee.
Satchurday, March 22, 2008
No Sat. KC so i got to sleep in a little bit...as in until 9. then went to bible contest... go glen coco! and it was pretty exciting. i think during the last game our whole team kinda accepted the fact that we prob weren't going to win (except Carmen, who used this creepy robot voice and said "we're going. to. win." atta girl, Carmen). Then when Viv was about to announce the winners i was thinking how i really wouldn't mind not winning...and that it wouldn't really matter. because being winner was just a label anyway and since the whole contest was pretty close, it's not as if Glen Coco knew all the maturrial extra well. so Viv said "and the first place team, they memorized the passage and got most of the written part correct..." and i was like "yikes. def not glen coco this year" and i was thinking how i would act like i wasn't sad if anyone else won. and when she said Glen Coco won, i was very surprised. then got ice cream cake and balloon and special shirts. but now, just trying to keep humble.
Went to Kirin with the cousins, watched I Am Legend again.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
It's Easter yo! For Sunday school, Juniors, Seniors, and Choir Directors went to Bashful Bull TOO for brunch. last time i was there they miscalculated our bill...so instead of 88 dollah, they charged us $8,800 and i was not pleased. but today, ate like a fat lard. had a create-my-own-omelette. then later in the day, cousins came over again and we had hamburger Easter extravaganza. so ate hamburger and a half. and then to top it off, i had like 3 slices of this really good key lime ice cream pie that my aunt made. oooh wee.
SO if you read all of this you are a stalker-status nerd who is not apologizing for it.
and since i wrote all of this i am a freak-status dork who is 'bout to get carpel tunnel.
outtiez.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
haterade & ironic tonic
oooh the irony...
let's see if i use the correct usage of irony in
today's edition of
"IT'S IRONIC THAT..."
some ironic things in last night's America's best dance crew...
IT'S IRONIC THAT JC Chasez wears this...
...yet claims he is not a woman.
IT'S IRONIC THAT Mario Lopez calls Kaba Modern (peace and love wherever you are)
a "classy dance crew" and then...
...the ladies of Kaba Modern rip off their hoodies and
start crumping in they sports bras...
IT'S IRONIC THAT I'm writing a blog entry
about irony when i don't know how to use it...
outtiez
Thursday, March 20, 2008
plastic surgery is chicken soup for the face
tonight i caught Miss Guided,
ABC's new thursday night sitcom!
it featured a pre-pregnancy jamie lynn spears
as a 'bout-to-be college dropout...
oh, JL. what happened...
i wonder what's going to happen to it once the powerhouses known as
grey's anatomy and ugly betty and lost
reclaim thursday nights...
yo no sé...
but what i do know is that...
30 rock is coming back april 10th!
mark the calendars and then recuugneyes (think about it...)
gotta finish studying for this satchurday
and start studying for glow in the dark...
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
that was quite a show//very entertaining
It's the weekly roundup of Cover songs!
Number 1. My love, the ballad
props
Number 2, No Air, the freakshow
help.
number 3, Hate that I Love You, "acoustic" version
i don't understand the banging of the wine crate...
_____
so went to study party at viv/kev's house...
don't cha know that they have a fat house
and there's a basket of slippers to wear.
and i was in the bathroom and the lock was stuck so i was having trouble getting out
and i had to groan like "help meee" from inside the lavatory.
then Yakuni laughed at me...
outtiez.
_____
SIKE
for good luck, the revival of...
Number 4, Gramorous
sweet seraphim, thank you jesus.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
sell-ebrate good times...c'mon
threadless sale!
but it sucks because since they raised prices,
not every shirt has automatic sale price of 10 dollah.
but i might get this baby...
i really like piñatas...
and i wish this shirt wasn't sold-out!
it's funny....
and there's only about a 75% of getting shot while wearing it.
unless you're in New Hampshire...
sike... for all of you that got that outrageous joke.
. . .
AND.... tani informs me that
the impossible has happened.
who knew that at 4:56 PM on Sunday,
January 13, 2008 (approximately
sixty days ago) MasterSamuel
would leave this fascinating example
of foresight?
Matthew 19:26
"Jesus looked at them and said, 'With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible'"
and i guess that includes predicting the future.
por ejemplo, Ne-Yo "closer" will be a
moderately large hit.
and like, in approximately 40 days,
Kelly Rowland's "Like This" will be somewhat popular.
and that's a fact.
outtiez.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
rookie mistake
does this kid not know of Tatiana and the dangers of wild feline contact?
never disrespect a lion.
recognize.
ice cream sandwich surprises
mother: "do you have a green shirt for tomorrow? because if you don't wear a green shirt, you're gonna get pinched! that's how that old saying goes"
i'm so glad my momma got my back. because after 17 years i really never caught onto that whole st. patrick's thing.
__________
and the sass quota is filled, so moving on. a little Weekend Update with Master Samuel.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Went to dance ministry and it was cindy, winfield, andrea, and me.
it was fun though because it was just us 4 and anson and a room full of easter decorations.
Then Chris, Jon, Horseman came over to play supersmash bros on wii
and it was a nerdtastic time. then jon and horseman left and christopher fell asleep on my sofa until midnight. then i woke him up so he could
check his uc santa cruz admission page. i swear i do too much slave-status work.
Satchurday, March 15, 2008
Told myself i was going to wake up on time for Saturday KC. so i set my alarm for 7:30 but every time i press "snooze" on my new cell phone, the increments between each alarm get bigger..... so at first it's 5 minutes. then 10 minutes. then 15 minutes. then it just turns off! bad judgement, LG. so i woke up at 8:12 am...kind of disappointed at myself. maybe next time will be more successful.
had easter egg hunt special for all church kids.... we were playing statues and then i was trying to make this one kid named Kyle laugh so i was like jumping up and down and saying "yee...we at the club, Kyle. you gots to jump if you in the club" and then this dude is laughing in the corner at me...it's Kyle's dad. oh man. looking ridikulus in front of all these people. oh well. fool for God/straight up foo.
Then went to Union St. afterwards with Ada. went to American Apparel and the Union St. store is much bigger and less durrty than Haight st...(but I ain't Haighting...oh man). then went to Yogurt Bar and they had some crazy good pineapple frozen yogurt. so we just got the yogurt without and add-ins and the lady looked at us like we surriously did not understand concept of yogurt bar. Then we picked up ALton and went to Regent Thai. Went to Tani's house where Mrs. Wong gave me a tour of their various brookstone gadgets and did some Hawaii chair business. then made pizzokie (?) which is fat soft cookie with ice cream on top, watched the office (o, phyllis), and played supah smash.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
got some gas for car
sang with 6 other ppl for ministry of music
had no sunday school teacher for a good 15 minutes
had kcdc training
went to eggettes with clifton, ada, anson to catch up
came home and did hwk
got bored and blogged
OOHFRAKKINWEE
the weekend updates are long
but i think i'll make weekend updates my anecdote time
and the rest of the week random nerd thangs
so keep it real
outtiez.
enzyme dynamite- celebrity
i'm driving home from tani's house and 94.9 plays, i guess, up-and-coming/underground muzak late at night.
so this song starts playing and it's so frikkin weird.
the loop is this electronic lady voice singing "i fell in love with a celebrity" and then this dude is rapping about Keira Knightley....for 3 and a half minutes.
so...i think i'm gonna hafta DL this song because it's gonna be huge.....
__
and then i said...
oh really, enzyme dynamite? well i fell in love with this celebrity....
come on, anne. why you gots to be a diva all the time
outtiez.
[fyi this post was about a random song and my dog...good maturrial]
Thursday, March 13, 2008
order restored
that's what i'm talkin abo-
ut. come on 'bleeding love'
take the #1 spot! do it do it
in other kinda-related ne-
ws, i got a plant called di-
centra spectabilis, or the
bleeding heart! check it o-
ut. it's cool, it's little heart
flowers.
kill that dot com
peacocks are hecka deck.
___________
so today i had dermatology appointment and it's the first
time i went to the doctor's by myself. pretty cool. my mom
coached me for like 15 minutes though. telling me what to say
and do and when to breathe...but please...i've been going there
since i was like 11. so i said "no, no, noooriega."
and i swear i fell asleep like 8 times today.
1. after my alarm went off
2. in the car to school
3. in the car back
4. in the shower
5. watching tv
6,7,8. writing this blog
maybe i'm narcoleptic...
then my code name could be The Narcoleptic Peacock. the NarcPea...
and i could wear a pea coat.... by Nautica..i mean Narc-tica
think about it
outtiez.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
buddha-licious
check out this tight, homey-status
and it even rocks the
Jheri curl/Cinnabon weave.
is this considered idolatry?
or having a buddha lamp?
buddhism- in sunday school we were talking about trying to save yourself...
ephesians 2:8 (gracias judith)
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—
yeah...but i might hafta get that lamp...
no no nooooriega
Alright, how about some predictions....
- Jesse McCartney - Leavin'
- Natasha Bedingfield - Happy and Put Your Arms Around Me
- Usher- Moving Mountains (although i don't really like it)
yeah...maybe they'll come alive one day.
and check out iTunes! #4 and #5!!
___________________
Okay, so someone showed me this vijjeo
of Danny Noriega, the fem-times-ten Sanjaya replacement
of this season's American Idol.
[He's basically this baby-mama's twin brother]
So a couple of years ago...this Punk Version
of Danny Noriega does this really mean, cold
Christmas greeting.
Shut your ears, RKJ, there's some buh-nasty language.
MOVIN' on....
tonight Top Chef debuts.... it's supposed to be good.
maybe i'll watch it. and play some supah smash.
and then squeeze in some homework
outtiez
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
show love
so for my 17th birthday chris burned me a ne-yo compilation CD
and then i think one of my favorite songs from it was "real love"
which was by Ne-Yo and some british group named Trinity Stone.
it was my jam, but no one else caught on.
so then today i'm watching TV and this commercial for Randy Jackson's
Music Club or whatever comes on and Real Love is playing in the background!
and i'm like "here we go!" and i rush onto itunes to see if it's actually ne-yo.
and it's NOT.
it's weak-sauce Katharine Mcphee and Elliot Yamin...BOOOOOOO
The ORIGINAL "Real Love" by Ne-Yo and Trinity Stone
The Ripped American Idol version, by some people.
J-O-Y, and it's up in my grill...
so plugged in my camera
and look what i found...
a couple of days ago i was just eating my ice cream
and once i finish, i look at the spoon i'm eating with....
and it's carrying like caked-on spinach.
and i swear i just took it out of the dishwasher,
but still....not up to par.
so i busted out the camera, nerd-status style
_______
So lately, this fat cat has been hanging out in the space
between my front door and front gate.
apparently she belongs to our neighbors,
and her name is Joy (just as an fyi).
Queen Joy on her stoop.
Queen Joy's stare of death.
you like that gate, eh?
that's what i thought, yo!
____
got super smash bros. brawl today. oh boy it's fun.
it's basically the exact same N64 game...was really
nostalgic. reminded me of the good ol' days
when i was 7 years old and small...
outtiez. for now.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
it's a brawl world
Do Not Love the World
15Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. 16For everything in the world—the cravings of sinful man, the lust of his eyes and the boasting of what he has and does—comes not from the Father but from the world. 17The world and its desires pass away, but the man who does the will of God lives forever.
Therefore all my materialized cravings
will pass...
the cashmere hoodie....
the sessy justin timberlake hat....
the tiger-embroidered bathrobe....
and even that LG Venus that i be rockin'!!!
it's new(s) foos!
________________________
My Weekend, by MasterSamuel
Ooh wee, this weekend went by fast. First, it was the end to my week-long interblock break vacation. it was excellent. so let's start with Friday. i was part of this research project and on Friday they came to my house to video interview me. so that was for like 3 hours. and i was dreading it but it went by smoothly. then i had to sign this waiver that said i wouldn't share the information talked about in the interview with anyone...dang. Statute of Secrecy, yo.
then Satchurday was Senior-led Fellowship, and it was aite. much love to the 10 of you that came out. then that night i thought i was going out with the family for my dad's birthday. and my mom asked us "so where should we go for dad's birthday?" and i'm like "we gots to hit up House of Prime Rib. Or like Broadway Prime" and my father goes "you know, i was thinking we should go for pizza". . . . so then i come home and we aren't even going out to eat pizza! my parents are picking it up from Amici's. ooh wee. but then the whole fam got new phones, so douglas and i got Venuses (?)...Veni? and my parents got krazers/krzrs.
Then today was basically normal. Adult choir sang for youth service, so i gotta come later than normal (except kinda not sorta because of DST). then went to american apparel with ada and got my lapis hoody (which will eventually come to pass......just like all of the above) and an ORGANIC white american apparel t-shirt.
and now, this is a fatty post, and i'm not sure if i like the updates on my life better or the random picture entries.
oh how i wish the days were simple again when
and we called it a day.
outtiez.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
checke(red)
maybe i'll wear my...
checkered hat. and my...
checkered shoes. and sleep in my...
checkered bed. on my...
checkered floor.
___________
went to san tung, so good. dry fried chicken on overkill.
ooh wee. gaining back that 5% body fat.
___________
ack. i'm running out of material. come back to me
NO AIR!
sike. outtiez.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
wednesday
so i had been on a gym hiatus for about 3 weeks.
week one, i was sick
week two, i had finals
week three is actually this week and i was just too lazy to show up.
but i went today
and got measured again.
did you know that i lost 5% off my starting body fat percentage?
but i think that's because
it started off so high, any
physical activity would have helped it out.
so you know who's everywhere? Mims
and by everywhere i mean all up in the house music scene.
it's weird, dude.
i guess he's talented?
outties.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
the purp-etrator
christopher brown's navajo purple scarf...
...is taken straight from...
....papa jang's face.
oh, that christopher brown.
okay No Air is outtiez.
forreals
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