you think you know...but you have no idea

Monday, June 30, 2008

my password clues: Model. Trendy. Femme.

if you wanna get in on this I.J., click hurrrr

what's an I.J.? think about it....

cheaters

oh dang, it's so soon... eye do not think i am ready. well let's pray.

moving on.

hmm...

Satchurday, June 28, 2008

it was wedding time... so my mom's hula sister (basically who she dances hula with) got married...but we call her 'auntie' because we're close and i dance hip hop with her daughter and stuff...

so anyways, the dj is doing his thang and there's this blue dressed-girl doing some freaky deeky...at a family function. and it's really like crazy spastic... like pop-it, crack-it, pop-it, twerk it, shimmy, swirl, shake your hair, grind, back-it-up...and all of that in one move.

so whenever it caught our eyes, it was a "code blue"

it was fun.

by the way, her name was Cheadah... pronounced 'cheetah'

that's really all that's interesting.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

you don't even know

mad love, mad love

especially for the shoutout (i think) at 0:19

yeah, no hateration here....because it reminds me of such

anyway, KCDC started...it's been fun and tiring

i think my highlight was Kung Fu Panda Day...when ada dressed up as Master Shifu and taped this ghetto blue mustache to her lip... oh, happy day.

anyway, i have a wedding banquet tonight and fellowship in 15 minute so i best get a move on some thangs.

Monday, June 23, 2008

w.e.m.l.

this is funny:

and for those without cyborg-vision,

My Top 10

Will Arnett

New Classics That Made Me Cry

1. When Crockett came back after going too deep on Miami Vice, and they pulled their guns on him at his locker. They pulled their guns on Crockett! He gave his life to that job! He's good police!

2. When Jerry Orbach left Law & Order

3. When I realized the theme song to The Greatest American Hero was the best song ever, and that i would never hear a better song again.

4. When Sam closed the bar one last time on Cheers.

5. Every Oprah

6. When i found out The Hills was fake/real. But then I realized that it's real/fake.

7. When Walt was taken by the Others on Lost. I gasped. And then uttered, "hell, no."

8. When Snoop was shot on The Wire. Before Michael shot her, she asked him if her hair looked good. That was profoundly sad because (a) her hair looked great and (b) what? You're going to be dead within 15 seconds! Think about that.

9. When that woman had to shave her had on The Amazing Race

10. Jason Bateman's big, teary family-tribute speech at the end of Arrested Development's last episode. That was for reals, y'all.

Okay, I actually only think 5, 6, 7, and 9 are funny...

but maybe because those are the only ones i understand.

so that was major nerd-status that i typed all of that up.

what's more major nerd-status?

my blood relatives...

Sunday, June 22, 2008

daaaaaang

so i'm at a crossroads...

whoa that sounded a lot less emo in my head.

scratch such.

redo:

so here's the deal...

the 'rents just got me a coach wallet for graduation (i know it's not no $5,000), and i fear i'm turning into either super luxe or metrosexual.

so it looks like dis (except it's all black)

and with them jeans i bought, i fear that when the moon is full, i'll turn into this:

[p.s., when you google 'jc chasez', this pops up:

...keep it on the low]

so yeah.... and especially with today's sunday school....

"8 Keep falsehood and lies far from me;

give me neither poverty nor riches,

but give me only my daily bread.

9 Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you

and say, 'Who is the LORD ?'

Or I may become poor and steal,

and so dishonor the name of my God."

hmm... all i have to say is, you'd better be reading this, leaders. be proud.

and the second part reminds me of...

0:14

hmm... that is, if she's saying "and if i can't afford it then i guess i gotta steal it..."

well, maury mama drama aside, i think i should sleep.

because KCDC starts tomorrow!

and... "I GOT IT LIKE DAT" [0:36]

amendment.

question.

what did rihanna say at the chinese bakery?

answer. (highlight)

take a bao

recognize (0:36)

wipeout is this close to being playedout

hmm... Wipeout isn't as funny without Tamara, but here we go anyway:

0:38

outtiez.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

you go girl

"who's Margaret Dupri?"

"I AM"

-only quotable part of Camp Rock

...

Well i had a not-so poppin' Satchurday evening... I went to target with ada and then came home and watched Camp Rock with douglas...except on abc they decided to put in 10-minute long commercials so the movie ended up being like 3 hours....not worth it.

so anyway, here is a collection of recent photobooths...because they've been m.i.a. for too long...