DANG. people have trouble pronouncing things.
first there was our Gramarous fob/homegirl
and now Rihanna, on the Grammys, sings "impoSHible"
what's going on?!
in other news...here's what i might look like in the future
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4 years ago
Sunday, February 10, 2008
are you afraid of the dark
basically, man does his job. elephant is animal. elephant sits on dude's face. face goes into butt
aren't we all mature?
aren't we all mature?
Friday, February 8, 2008
cristal poppin
this does no justice to the sparkling hypnosis of my very own
borax crystal. except the crystals stop half-way up the
pipe cleaner because the solution wasn't deep enough or whatever.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
dun lie, sir
evidences of last night.
take I
the 10 year old teaches me
about the horizontal peace sign.
take II
the 10 year old hams it up
look familiar?
it even creeps me out.
and....
take III
my homey
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
one more
Episode 17
10 year old: i had a weird dream a long time ago.
17 year old: oh yea? me too.
10 year old: yea i had a dream elmo and i were smoking crack. what was yours.
17 year old: um..professor dumbledore visited me.
no lie. no lie.
you chie-ness?
had chinese new year dinner tonight with the cousins at moonstar.
here's how it went down.
calvin = the 10 year old cousin.
me= the 17 year old master.
joshua= the 6 year old.
Episode 1
10 year old: yeah my brother helped me lose my tooth
17 year old: oh forreal? how?
10 year old: he put me in a headlock and i bit him so hard my tooth fell out.
Episode 1.5
10 year old: yeah even though i'm so young, there's so much drama at elementary school
17 year old: yeah you ARE young.
Episode 2
10 year old: you know spanish?
17 year old: yeah... a lil bit
10 year old: aite, you puta...
17 year old: hold up....
fyi.... puta is spanish for...beeeyotch
Episode 2
6 year old: ay bay bay
17 year old: you know that song?
10 year old: yeah! and he knows 'umbrella' too
17 year old: hold up. shouldn't you be like into hannah montana or whatever
6 year old: ay bay bay
10 year old: do you know soljah boy?
17 year old: uhhh..yea
6 year old: ay bay bay (and then he gets up and does soljah boy in the middle of moonstar)
reminds me of the good ol' days
Episode 3
10 year old: one time at school one of my friends told me to examine my zipper. and i looked down and i realized i had put my pants on backwards.
17 year old: how is that even possible dude
10 year old: i was in a rush
17 year old: so was your fly zipped in the back
10 year old: naww...but i did feel a breeze
Episode 4
10 year old: do you know what this means? (and he beats his chest and holds up a horizontal peace sign)
17 year old: isn't that like peace out
10 year old: uhhh...no. that's this (peace sign). this (horizontal peace sign) means 'go eat rhino poop'
17 year old: ah yes. i see.
6 year old: ay bay bay.
and thus concludes another chinese new year dinner.
holla at yo year-of-the-ratz
you so Gramorous
0:15 | 0:56 | 1:22 | 1:36
if you catch my drift....
1:41
"i accidentally fell...Simon, i love you. like really. like when i look at you i get all nervous and sweaty"
aite peeps, have a deck/freussy-freussy day
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sike
mo' youtube!
so i guess 'take you there' is ultra popular now
because now it's a..."sonata"
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new prediction: timbaland - scream
Monday, February 4, 2008
rewind that
so blogger lost my photos and killed my
nerdy, prison break post. oh well
moving on. today was winter festival at school
so i made borax crystals and played croquet!
when my geeky crystals form i'll take geeky photos with my (get this) geeky photobooth camera.
ain't life....GR8?
and now, a lil Rewind.
saturday | february | 2 | 2008
free pretzels at Auntie Annes!
so...like all smart humans, we lined up.
and andrew got Questionable.
the fool loves him some hannah
and this fool in the background loves him some gold DS...even in public. even in line.
ope... another fool trying to hop in
AND...ultra UN-questionable sessy socks
O.M.G.
O.U.T.
N.B.D.
T.I.S.N.F.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
2007 CEBC Sunset: Prison Break- Episode 10
so apparently Prison Break Musical is now Youtopia Musical
regardless, here is the BREAKDOWN of Episode 10
i'm inspired by Lost's episode with pop-up facts/commentary.
Watch along with me, froyoyo!
Time 0:11
oh shoot, false start...when is the Fly (Reprise) supposed to begin?
we have no idea.
Time 1:49
it looks like i'm doing this weird gallop thing but there was
this loose piece of paper lying there and it was bothering me.
so i kicked it off the stage.
Time 2:23
tweener does random hand motion. this is case #1.
Time 4:47
veronica: "r-ruh-reh-reedd?"
durr (jk i know you did it on purpose)
Time 5:59
"Then the Youtopians forgot about the creator and they forgot about him"
who done forgot they lines?
Time 6:02
"heevensenthissoninsidetosaveit"
ooh wee let's get some translation
Time 6:25
zero friends.
Time 6:41
lincoln done got hit in the head with the shovel!
which, fyi, is my father's.
Time 6:43
veronica says 'sorry'.... which is heard by the microphone
Time 6:55
apple almost falls off table, veronica rescues ruh-ruh-red apple
Time 7:33
tweener randomly sniffs himself. this is case #2.
Time 7:36
random tweener face, again. this is case #3.
Time 6:17
tweener going at it with the face again! this is case #4.
tweener, you have good acting presence.
and again -
SO...this was ultra nerdy
but if you had fun, i had fun.
OUTTIEZ, SUCKAZ
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