Finally...

yahoo.com has jumped on the bandwagon

and a quick Rewind-Moment

so at least i'm about two weeks ahead of 

mainstream?

we'll see what else happens

let's play a game

come back summer!

i'm tired of being the albino rhino

i need to resume the form of the....tan peliCAN

who's down with m-a-t-h?

are you down with fractions?

you know who is?

whatevs...

outtiez | zeittuo

tell me why

nerd status...

but i heard 'bye bye bye' today

ooh wee nostalgia.

especially since douglas

had a boy band obsession (but that's DL).

and let's keep up the asian dance theme:

o, m pokora...

you know M Pokora?

he's from France...and works with Timbaland

so essentially, a french Justin Timberlake biter

oooooh...she's danjjeroseeeeee

sounds like my homies, menudo

except better.

supa sick wid it

home sick today... guess i'll be able to catch up on some

planet earth. for real real.

so the real news of the day is KABA MODERN-

this UC Irvine dance crew that is KILLIN IT.

this is, honestly, one of the best routines i've ever seen.

it's really nice- so WATCH IT [there's some OASIS at 3:40, christopher]

and they won 2nd place at the world hip hop championships 2007

AND they're on America's Best Dance Crew.

DANG. who done said asians can't dance

the bar has been raised, dance ministry. i have high hopes.

and also, on the Dance crew website they have this picture:

and if you can't read the caption, it says:

"Like any competition, the audition brought out some crazies"

well... at least you're on the world wide web, crazy lady.

outtiez | zeittuo

'when it's okay not to pay'

i apologize for butchering this joke over the weekend but i was laughing for a good 40, maybe 30, probably 5 seconds.

this is from a column in Esquire magazine, entitled When It's Okay Not to Pay

8) If, between the primi and the secondi, she reveals that she was once a man.

oh shoot

JUBILIeve in music?

hecka deck update today-

our homegirl, tina fey will begin 

ada's birthday

ope! money shot of the window

ada...hugging the wall...and a box of cake

glenda dippin her feet into a whole lots of bunbun sweet urine

i messed up the powder sugar A...and got cut from the kitchen

messin with me is like slow dancing in a burning room suckaz

satchurday january 26th 2008

fake DSLR skills

chow brothers

oh jamison...eating from the pink carton box.

hold up...

runs in the blood.

chugging tampico with an iron-clad esophagus.

OUTTIEZ|ZEITTUO

the hipster handbook

my friends- i have discovered the Hipster Handbook

you're link to the life of

the trendies...such as the cloverfield crew

and the ghetto quakers. 

in case you're eyes aren't hipster enough to read that,

cool=deck

in hipster speak.

usage: master samuel's blog is hecka deck.

and now we turn to urbanoutfitters.com for the

latest in deck clothes.

DECK

stripes- one is in a different color!

CLASSAY/CLASS A

triple 5 soul jacket...o i wish i had money.

QUESTIONABLE

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