ice cream sandwich surprises

mother: "do you have a green shirt for tomorrow? because if you don't wear a green shirt, you're gonna get pinched! that's how that old saying goes"

i'm so glad my momma got my back. because after 17 years i really never caught onto that whole st. patrick's thing.

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and the sass quota is filled, so moving on. a little Weekend Update with Master Samuel.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Went to dance ministry and it was cindy, winfield, andrea, and me.

it was fun though because it was just us 4 and anson and a room full of easter decorations.

Then Chris, Jon, Horseman came over to play supersmash bros on wii

and it was a nerdtastic time. then jon and horseman left and christopher fell asleep on my sofa until midnight. then i woke him up so he could

check his uc santa cruz admission page. i swear i do too much slave-status work.

Satchurday, March 15, 2008

Told myself i was going to wake up on time for Saturday KC. so i set my alarm for 7:30 but every time i press "snooze" on my new cell phone, the increments between each alarm get bigger..... so at first it's 5 minutes. then 10 minutes. then 15 minutes. then it just turns off! bad judgement, LG. so i woke up at 8:12 am...kind of disappointed at myself. maybe next time will be more successful. 

had easter egg hunt special for all church kids.... we were playing statues and then i was trying to make this one kid named Kyle laugh so i was like jumping up and down and saying "yee...we at the club, Kyle. you gots to jump if you in the club" and then this dude is laughing in the corner at me...it's Kyle's dad. oh man. looking ridikulus in front of all these people. oh well. fool for God/straight up foo. 

Then went to Union St. afterwards with Ada. went to American Apparel and the Union St. store is much bigger and less durrty than Haight st...(but I ain't Haighting...oh man). then went to Yogurt Bar and they had some crazy good pineapple frozen yogurt. so we just got the yogurt without and add-ins and the lady looked at us like we surriously did not understand concept of yogurt bar. Then we picked up ALton and went to Regent Thai. Went to Tani's house where Mrs. Wong gave me a tour of their various brookstone gadgets and did some Hawaii chair business. then made pizzokie (?) which is fat soft cookie with ice cream on top, watched the office (o, phyllis), and played supah smash. 

Sunday, March 16, 2008

got some gas for car

sang with 6 other ppl for ministry of music

had no sunday school teacher for a good 15 minutes

had kcdc training

went to eggettes with clifton, ada, anson to catch up

came home and did hwk

got bored and blogged

OOHFRAKKINWEE

 the weekend updates are long

but i think i'll make weekend updates my anecdote time

and the rest of the week random nerd thangs

so keep it real

outtiez.

enzyme dynamite- celebrity

i'm driving home from tani's house and 94.9 plays, i guess, up-and-coming/underground muzak late at night.

so this song starts playing and it's so frikkin weird.

the loop is this electronic lady voice singing "i fell in love with a celebrity" and then this dude is rapping about Keira Knightley....for 3 and a half minutes.

so...i think i'm gonna hafta DL this song because it's gonna be huge.....

Enzyme Dynamite- Celebrity

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and then i said...

oh really, enzyme dynamite? well i fell in love with this celebrity....

come on, anne. why you gots to be a diva all the time

outtiez.

[fyi this post was about a random song and my dog...good maturrial]

order restored

that's what i'm talkin abo-

ut. come on 'bleeding love'

take the #1 spot! do it do it

in other kinda-related ne-

ws, i got a plant called di-

centra spectabilis, or the

bleeding heart! check it o-

ut. it's cool, it's little heart

flowers. 

kill that dot com

peacocks are hecka deck.

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so today i had dermatology appointment and it's the first

time i went to the doctor's by myself. pretty cool. my mom

coached me for like 15 minutes though. telling me what to say

and do and when to breathe...but please...i've been going there

since i was like 11. so i said "no, no, noooriega."

and i swear i fell asleep like 8 times today. 

1. after my alarm went off

2. in the car to school

3. in the car back

4. in the shower

5. watching tv

6,7,8. writing this blog

maybe i'm narcoleptic...

then my code name could be The Narcoleptic Peacock. the NarcPea...

and i could wear a pea coat.... by Nautica..i mean Narc-tica

think about it

outtiez.

buddha-licious

check out this tight, homey-status

buddha lamp.

and it even rocks the

Jheri curl/Cinnabon weave.

is this considered idolatry?

or having a buddha lamp?

buddhism- in sunday school we were talking about trying to save yourself...

ephesians 2:8 (gracias judith)

For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—

yeah...but i might hafta get that lamp...

no no nooooriega

Alright, how about some predictions....

• Jesse McCartney - Leavin'
• Natasha Bedingfield - Happy and Put Your Arms Around Me
• Usher- Moving Mountains (although i don't really like it)

yeah...maybe they'll come alive one day.

and check out iTunes! #4 and #5!!

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Okay, so someone showed me this vijjeo

of Danny Noriega, the fem-times-ten Sanjaya replacement

of this season's American Idol. 

[He's basically this baby-mama's twin brother]

So a couple of years ago...this Punk Version

of Danny Noriega does this really mean, cold

Christmas greeting.

Shut your ears, RKJ, there's some buh-nasty language.

MOVIN' on....

tonight Top Chef debuts.... it's supposed to be good.

maybe i'll watch it. and play some supah smash.

and then squeeze in some homework

outtiez

show love

so for my 17th birthday chris burned me a ne-yo compilation CD

and then i think one of my favorite songs from it was "real love"

which was by Ne-Yo and some british group named Trinity Stone.

it was my jam, but no one else caught on. 

so then today i'm watching TV and this commercial for Randy Jackson's

Music Club or whatever comes on and Real Love is playing in the background!

and i'm like "here we go!" and i rush onto itunes to see if it's actually ne-yo.

and it's NOT.

it's weak-sauce Katharine Mcphee and Elliot Yamin...BOOOOOOO

The ORIGINAL "Real Love" by Ne-Yo and Trinity Stone

The Ripped American Idol version, by some people.

J-O-Y, and it's up in my grill...

so plugged in my camera

and look what i found...

a couple of days ago i was just eating my ice cream

and once i finish, i look at the spoon i'm eating with....

and it's carrying like caked-on spinach.

and i swear i just took it out of the dishwasher,

but still....not up to par. 

so i busted out the camera, nerd-status style

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So lately, this fat cat has been hanging out in the space

between my front door and front gate.

apparently she belongs to our neighbors,

and her name is Joy (just as an fyi).

Queen Joy on her stoop.

Queen Joy's stare of death.

you like that gate, eh?

that's what i thought, yo!

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got super smash bros. brawl today. oh boy it's fun.

it's basically the exact same N64 game...was really

nostalgic. reminded me of the good ol' days

when i was 7 years old and small...

outtiez. for now.

The OC status

i don't understand....